kelan

an ugly person but big personality and ego and always getting girls thinks hes cute but he is not

his family loves him and always will because he is a great guy

kelan is a punk

by thefreshkiddking January 1, 2019

kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Kyan

a lil lad who is such a fuckwad. He has a small dick but jerks it off 5 times a day.
He’s also quite short and chubby.

Wow that guy is such a Kyan I mean just look at him

by harleyqueentav95 October 2, 2018

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

kyan

a gay person who should not be alive.

do not hang out with him, he is a Kyan.

by obama-fan June 29, 2020

Ketan

Someone who CANNOT prank others, even if his life depended on it. Not to mention a liar and someone who has poor counting skills.

Ketan: huh I just tried pulling the lamest prank on someone, I’ll award myself 3 points cuz I can’t count.

by girlintheblackandwhitedress March 25, 2019

Kevan

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "cup, cauldron" and gein "vapor, gas, fumes". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin. Essentially, it is both verb and noun and can refer to either the act of cupping ones own fart for the purpose of sniffing or to people who do the act.

"What happened last night, you said you were going!"

"I stayed home and play Assassin's Creed."

"WTF ever, you were all kevan, all night long."

"Everybody needs a cup of their own cheese sometimes."

by charlyrunkle March 3, 2012