Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
Get the maynard james keenan mug.Keenan is a fat ugly loser in medford who lies about everything and makes up rumors that people know aren't true. Keenan is really lame because she put her self on this site and pretended it was someone else. . .like anyone wold say that about her I feel kind of bad for her since she's so pathetic she's willing to lose her best friend (the only who acctually liked her) for emily who by the way hates you now! haha because YOU'RE A FAT DYKEY LOSER!
Me: I feel kinda bad that she cried
Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose
Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben
Buddy:O don't worry, I think she was crying because she has a pig nose
Boy:Yea keenan's a big fat rabit, WITH A PIG NOSE!--Ben
by suckitbiotch April 29, 2005
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Kenan is an autisric idiot who thinks he is good at baksetball. Kenan wants to kill gurfateh and bullys him.
Kenan is autistsm
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Get the Kegnant mug.a necessary act that took place on october 2nd, 2004. the night jess got his first piece of ass in carosi's living room will live in infamy.
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Get the lenin kennan mug.Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
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