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Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004