Gurufateh is kinda like what you would use for anything to make the pie whole, it just fits for anything, anytime and anywhere! (almost all ways fallowed by a round of ooohhhhing and awkward finger snapin *SNAPSNAPSNAP*).

1. bob: Hey! Who broke my vase?

Kim: Umm.... guru fateh!

2. H4X02: HahA yOu NoObZ /GOts T3h PwNd!

1337 N0O8 KlNg: Oh Yeha well at least im not gurufateh!!

H4X02: oH yOU ArE TeH rIgHt AgE!

Gurufateh by DoomAnaar July 15, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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