A keyboard warrior is but a incredibly triggered race whom plague social media sights with long heated battles over stupid things like bagel bites, pop tarts and who wore it better. The conversations go on for as long as a month until one shouts either a racial slur or throws a few bars that the other can't recover from and the other gives up
Un gender specified individual: what doing
Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
by A Sad ANT September 28, 2017
Get the Keyboard warriormug. When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)
"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.
by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021
Get the Keyboard spammug. A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up
Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
by Okkkurrrrt November 14, 2019
Get the Keyboard Warriorsmug. Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations of keyboard buttons when used together to produce some given action.
The keyboard-fu move for this is Command + Option + Shift + s, which brings up the Save for Web Devices menu.
by Ben L in Paris December 21, 2007
Get the keyboard-fumug. Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.
-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
by Mitchmich May 6, 2010
Get the Keyboard Spazmug. Social media has brought us a new kind of "hero".
That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.
It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.
If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
That's a person that who scared to death of others when in person, yet feels free to insult you most creatively online. That's the lowest form of cowardice.
It's like those people pulling FU signs in their car, knowing you can't catch them as you're turning the other direction or when they see a huge guy coming out his car, hit full throttle or pass out out of fear.
If you can't say it to someone's face, DON'T say it elsewhere, if you have one atom of self-pride in your body!
by Awingman October 19, 2022
Get the Keyboard Heromug. Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012
Get the Alphabetical Keyboardmug.