A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock

Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway

Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
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Julian is the vocalist, songwriter, and frontman of the NYC band, The Strokes. He drinks, smokes, does drugs, is witty, intelligent, and very hot. His voice is low and raspy and one of the best voices in music I have ever heard. He is hardworking at what he does, and stresses on the importance of never, ever thinking you're the best, for that is your downfall. Keep up the good work, Julian.
Julian chucked the microphone stand across the set, banged into Albert and Nick, and probably broke the microphone during the "Last Night" video.
by Fev'rish March 6, 2005
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Jules is literally sex on legs. He is absolutely gorgeous with the best voice in rock. He is the lead singer of the Strokes, who are the best. Everything about him is great, his eyes, nose, voice, clothes, everything!
Wow, Julian, you are a great kisser

Oh right, 12.51 was the time we first met, ah.....
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Lead singer and music & lyrics composer for New York City band (and "my babies"), The Strokes. My words won't do justice to Julian's goodness, but, bah, let's try:
He is incredibly beautiful, but not only with looks; his attitude is 'a la fois' "fuck off" and "give me a hug, im hammered as hell"
ah, jules, i would streak down broadway to have the chance to meet that absloute SWEETHEART.
Julian Casablancas went over to the side of the stage where Nick was performing his solo, and gave him a huge kiss on the cheek; SPREAD THE LOVE!
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those lips, that hair, those eyes, THAT VOICE!!!! the lead singer for the new york band the strokes
he is an amazingly talented young man
i want julian casablancas
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an adjective used to describe someone who is under the influence of alcohol or drugs. the term is derived from the strokes' frontman julian casablancas. figure out why.
"have you been drinking? you have julian eyes."
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A sexy as fuck rockstar, lead singer for nyc rock n roll band the Strokes. Damn is he fine.
Also called: Jules, Julingus, or simply Sex Goddddd. Girls want him, guys want to be him. Fo sho.
Damn, Jules is a foxxxy peice of sex!
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