Johan Santana

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006

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Jethan

The most superior ship name there is!!!!! It’s for superior couples with the names of Jaden and Ethan!

Jaden+Ethan=Jethan
Pronounced j-ea-than

by Mermer5050504 March 18, 2018

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Johann Presty

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.

Johann Presty is Really Stupid

by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

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Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020

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Johab

A corruption of the noun, a 'Zohab', which over time has actually developed the direct opposite meaning to the original definition.
This means that a Johab is a word for an extremely small penis, which perhaps goes hand in hand with the inny niplet

1) And so I whipped out my Johab.
2) Suck on my Johab.
3) Caress me, my johab and my inny niplet.

by Tommy Pollock December 4, 2005

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