Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him

I hate Jonah

by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

A nigg with no motion. He’s got all the pieces to the puzzle, but just can’t put it together.

Lmao that’s Jonah, Mr no motion

by User556 January 2, 2024