jizzoragasmic

A word to describe something amazing or epic. ex. The Zelda Series, The Elder Scrolls series.

Synonyms: Jizztacular, Jizztastic, Orgasmic, Jizzmic, Jizzasmic, Ballstacular, Amazing, Jesus
Antonyms: Call of Duty

The series was jizzoragasmic.

by Rambeaux November 28, 2011

Jizztermath

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.

"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"

by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012

Jizzpression

An impression of a man during the lead up to and act ejaculation. Can be based on personal experience OR simply be how you imagine a dude might look/sound when jizzing.

"OMG, when he cums he sounds like a dolphin with bronchitis, let me do a jizzpression."

"Check out this link, Jon Stewart does a great jizzpression of congressman Randy Weber."

by gogreenrhino September 22, 2014

JizzBritches

the moment when you spread your legs and have semen on your pants

** Friend sits down***

*** dog jumps on friend and begins trying to hump****

**** Friend now has jizzbritches***

by Truetexan0917 April 16, 2017

Jizztroy

The act of male masturbation.

When Dan saw Ron with a boner, he told him to go jizztroy to some anal porn.

by pronstr July 24, 2017

JizzBerry

The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.

I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.

by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017

Jizzeat

A male who swallows semen

Alex prefers to jizzeat because he loves oral sex so much

by Little Demons August 25, 2017