Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jaredian

An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.

Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!

by DEFFINITLYNOTBATGIRLJUSTSAYING January 6, 2011

jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure

Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole

by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017

Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019