jessica

jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!

georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate

by welovejessica October 17, 2018

Jessica

Very beautiful

Toby♡ miles♡

Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes

Xoxo

*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*

I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays

by nina0donnell November 29, 2019

Jessica

If you ever seem to meet a girl called Jessica, then keep her close. She is extremely valuable. Jessica is normally a extremely short person or an extremely tall person. She has a beautiful laugh and eyes that charm you though her walking style may be funny. She is angelic, sexiest person alive and athletic and guys will always try and flirt with her though she will not notice and will consider it normal friendly behaviour. She is an adorable person and you may think without her you can survive just fine, but think again. From the moment she leaves you you will deeply regret it. Jessica is highly compatible with anyone called Kevin, Darian, Ethan, Samuel or Oscar. And she falls in love easily and is really popular and cool.
Jessica can disappear so keep her close

Oh she is so sporty and popular. She must be a Jessica

by urbandictionaryname231216 September 13, 2017

Smokin da Jessica pack

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.

Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.

by XenxBTW May 26, 2021

Jessica Alba

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

by Van De Brink April 12, 2007

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

by Quenetteo October 4, 2005

jessica alba

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.

Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.

by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007