Jehovahpalooza

A massive celebration, the only official holiday recognized by the Jehovah's Witnesses aka J-Hos aka Jehovies.

MOM! Can I go to Jehovahpalooza this Saturday?!

by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

Jehovah's Asian

When a Dirty Little Asian starts believing in god and tries hard not to have impure thoughts about women.

Eugene doesn't talk about Julia the way he use to. He turned Jehovah's Asian.

by Chu Mei November 18, 2017

jehovas witness'

annoying

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh

by teegee August 22, 2003

Jehovah's Witness

It's when a guy blows a load in your ear.

When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.

by TeamLondon March 7, 2010

Jehovah Biscuit

Fool.

John: i'm allergic to wine but i drink it

George: John your such a Jehovah Biscuit

by Pandahype October 22, 2011

jehova witness

Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.

Fucking jehova witness god they are annoying

by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016

Jehovos

What I call the Jehova's Witnesses that used to show up at my door trying to get me to convert religions.

Those Jehovos haven't showed up since I shook that one's hand after I got done whacking it.

by Sheeps January 24, 2005