teen jeans mom

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.

"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -

by Alone Art September 14, 2013

cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

fire jeans

Fire jeans is a term coined in early 2017 and is a way of complimenting someone's jeans or booty.

His booty looks hot he must be wearing those fire jeans.

by vsand May 16, 2017

mama jeans

when someone says you've got the mama, you either take it as a compliment or take offense.

e.g. Bobby says, "you got the mama jeans" which Kevin replied with, " thanks?"

by longertack July 30, 2021

The Jeans Word

The Jeans Word - A way to describe your legs without saying legs like an actual un-Victorian Gentleman

Gerald: I love your legs Reginald
Reginald: HOW GHASTLY DOST THOU HATH TO BE TO REFER TO ONES SOUTHERN REGIONS WITH A WORD SO VULGAR AND COMMON. HOW UNBEFITTING OF A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN
Gerald: THEN HOW SHALL I REFER TO THEM MY LOVE
Reginald: You must call them by the correct way. The single most perfect way to refer ones netherworld is by calling them "The Jeans Word"
Gerald: Oh Reginald I love your "The Jeans Word"

Reginald: Oh Gerald let us continue the slovakian traffic cone

by Rediah December 14, 2022

Sitting jeans

Jeans that are flexible enough to sit in for a long period of time

Person1: We are going to a restaurant so im going to wear my sitting jeans!
Person2: Okay! Me too.

by EBONN August 28, 2023

baggiest jeans in atlanta

men who wear jeans so tight that they look like male leggings

“this nigga got the baggiest jeans in atlanta”
“but he looks like a stick figure”
“exactly”

by sk3tch011907 October 1, 2023