Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

Jebidiah

Jebidiah is the sexy man alive. He has a huge heart and is a beast in bed. Every man wants to be Jeb.

I love Jebidiah.

by Ms. Jebidiah October 31, 2019

jemish

Jemish is a smart and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He makes the best edits<3. He is a dear!

I jemish you

by manyaxx August 22, 2021

Jewish curve

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

by Wazzoooo July 17, 2018

jewish bbq

A cook out where nothing is provided. BYO any thing you would want.

I went to that barmitzpha it was a fucking jewish bbq.

by Mike Esposito September 3, 2006

jebidia

A term which is used to define someone who is either illiterate, lazy, ignorant, racist or just plain Hickish.

Joe: Hey jebidia! Why don't you get a fucking job you lazy prick!?

Doctor1: Look at that fucking libertarian!
Doctor2: I know! What a fucking jebidia.

by Laka February 28, 2008

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010