The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022
Get the Jake mug.A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
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He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
by Brightonunit December 24, 2018
Get the Jake mug.People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
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