Japanese Subway

A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.

"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"

"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"

If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!

Japanese Subway by CougarTom March 18, 2011

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japanese porn

pornography thats of japanese people, tends to be cartoons a lot and mostly with just guys

oi gareth! stop looking at japanese porn!

japanese porn by sexie asian August 24, 2003

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Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

Japanese Air Conditioning by JT Miller July 15, 2009

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japanese soda

The 6 ounce soda that is way over priced. Tends to make people way overly hyper. It should be an illegal drug from Japan. It is an addiction. Don't try it. Haha.

-kid runs up and wall and flips-

"wtf is he on?" -person #1

"They say he is hung on that drug, uhh, Japanese Soda?" -#2

japanese soda by ipukerainbows03 October 24, 2008