Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

Itch

An itch. Plural, for a group of hookers.

When I arrived at the convention in Las Vegas, I was confronted by a massive itch of hookers.

by Fluffy Juice February 14, 2020

itch

To discreetly or inoffensively scratch a region of genitalia or similar.

(thinks to self) Oh crap, now I need to use that pinching method to itch my balls.

by Kanaris™ December 20, 2023

cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡

“my cooch itch”

by dickssssss April 2, 2019

itching powder

Slang for methamphetamine.

Hey, can you score some itching powder for this weekend?

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016