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italian girls

Some of the hottest, sexiest girls ever, Italian girls have boobs, ass...anything a man could ever want (physically) in a girl. They usually have long, dark, and luscious hair which is just begging to be messed up ;) They usually tan easily, resulting in the well known Italian olive complexion.

Also, Italian girls tend to be extremely comfortable with their bodies, which means they wont skip a beat in removing ALL clothing whenever possible. Although there is the occasional Italian girl that is unfortunately hairy and fat, most of them take a great pride in their appearance and would NEVER EVER let that happen!

Italian girls can adopt all kinds of different styles (Preppy, Gansta, Guidette, Scene, etc.) - but either way they stay insanely attractive.
Boy 1: Dayuummm, did you see those sexy ass females that just walked by?
Boy 2: Yeah, they was attracting all the attention!!
Boy 1: Fuck, they must be Italian girls...
by sexyy_biitch July 9, 2009
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Italian Power

Someone of Italian heritage whom is proud to be Italian.
''Italian Power, Is The Best!''
by Loveisonitsway January 9, 2010
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italian Penis

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
by an irish guy September 13, 2004
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Italian style

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I humped her Italian style."
by Pasquitan December 20, 2009
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Italian Hot Pocket

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon
"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"
by Truth March 14, 2005
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Italian virgin

An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.

Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.

GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!

BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead March 11, 2011
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