stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Dirty Issie

To be f*cked in the ears on both sides by two different people.

"Me and my mate gave this girl a dirty issie yesterday night, her ears are so soft."

by currently shitting <3 uwu October 4, 2021