Iowana

ditch weed, wild hemp found in the Midwest USA.

you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.

by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007

Iowan Snowstorm

After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.

"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"

by Mantine December 1, 2017

iowan kiss

when you point your ass at someone , fart, and say iowa to conclude your performance.

“ no giving iowan kisses at school pls, they stink. poop. “

by mrbubbiesmom July 11, 2021

Iowanschluss

The dead remains of the discord server UK Crew. Now with 100% more arguments over timezones.

guy 1: EST is the best timezone, don’t try to tell me otherwise
guy 2: nah man, Iowanschluss is all about that CST life
guy 1: fucking kills guy 2

by MapleKip December 3, 2019

Iowan Corn Cunt

The act of sticking a cob of corn inside of your vagina (pussy) and having a man-friend munch on it for you. Commonly practiced in Iowa.

Olivia got the best Iowan Corn Cunt last week, she has been talking about it for days.

by olivigertaddmag January 2, 2008

Iowaweek

a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere

The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback

by fup duck July 7, 2011

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010