Invanisible

It's when you're leaving the bar at 2 am and you're driving in a "soccer mom" minivan above the speed limit with cop cars sitting at the corners of every other intersection. You just cruise on by because the driver and passengers that are riding in the minivan are all invanisible.

Driver: Oh crap, I better not speed, there's cops everywhere!

Passenger: Who cares, we're in a van. They can't see us.
Driver: Oh yeah. We are invanisible.

by missjag January 21, 2015

Ingvardsen

1. A far seeing man who's wisdom tames the storm. 2. Chuck Norris’s stunt double. 3. All-seeing, all-knowing master of his world.

That Ingvardsen is a bad mo-fo !

by Koldsteel February 25, 2018

invalid user

The god of internet, a legend.

Invalid user... he scares me.

by ZendeR__ March 22, 2018

invarted

When you are invited to something and shart out of excitment.

Abootgaming asked me to game with them and I was so excited to be invarted.

by Toqom August 4, 2018

Ingvald

Ingvald is that boi in class who abuses memes. He alvays tries to make a meme in a discussion/argument. He calls his dick "Big Johnny",because he can. Next time you se a person called Ingvald, show him a meme and then he will become your best friend.

Hey, ingvald is there. Let me guess, he is abusing memes again

by gang de grosse bite November 29, 2018

ignovate

When some dumbass tries to come up with an innovative idea.

That company CEO is trying to ignovate again...poor bastard.

by wordpimping June 1, 2019

invader zim

literaly the only good show on nick except maybe power rangers

YOOUUU LIIIEEEEE!

- invader zim

by (scream) April 16, 2019