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Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.
"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
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Royale High graphics and looks, storyline of random 10yr twitch streamers :)
Genshin impact is a game that is edible?
by Ihatechildren105 February 5, 2024
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Genshin Impact

A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,

1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.

The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023
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Deferred_Impact

The most hostile god of all idiotic arguments, Ukrainian battledudes gamer. Also he likes to cook soup.
"Bye, stay safe deferred_impact!"
"Shut the fuck up!! I will never be safe!!!!"
by the battle pass November 15, 2023
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Third Impact

The Third Impact is an event which occurs in the events of the End of Evangelion, which the souls of Adam and Lilith are merged, bringing humanity into a single lifeform known as LCL fluid as their physical bodies are abandoned, but is reverted by Shinji Ikari who rejects instrumentality, allowing the souls of the world to return to human form....
man 1: I cant stop third impacting ur mom
man 2 : kill yourself
by the letter H is superior March 23, 2024
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Genshin Impact Unofficial

A multi-purposed Discord server full of disgusting admins and dumbasses of moderators. This server has over 270 thousand members yet fails to make every mod great! This server has a fuck ton of corruption and has 1/2 of their staff team leaking info outside of #mod-chat and #admin-general!!! Maybe now you can take action if you actually cared about your side hoe Honkai Star Rail Unofficial you dumb imbecile! This place encourages racism, ableism, homophobia! Which isn't good!! So burn down this place because they had a kid diddle mod! I know who you are! And also, make sure to join Zoro acting as e-kittens as a full-grown ass man.
by #AModFromGIU April 17, 2024
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Genshin Impact

Worst game ever made, It's just a crappy/shitty chinese rip-off of Touhou because they both popular and have beautiful characters.
Me: Let's face it guys, Genshin Impact fucking sucks ass.
Weirdos: DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT GAME SUCKS ASS, IT RULES YOU FUCKING GAY!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
by djdjsjsja April 17, 2024
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