human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.

I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.

by ectofunky July 11, 2011

humachickie

An unspecified or unknown object in which you know what it is but have forgotten the name

If ya had a couple wrenches you'd be able to get that humachickie off

by Dehplumber September 21, 2013

human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.

I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.

by Bvig33 February 14, 2014

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.

"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."

by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018

human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

by Nireves October 23, 2018