Neutral Milk Hotel

a band that will take breaths away at just the first note. Their songs will change your life, give you inspiration to create and fluster your heart will perfectly composed lyrics about love; family; sex and the one and only , Anne Frank. You will not only fall in love with him, but fall into the world of Jeff Mangum.

friend: why are you so happy all the sudden?

you: oh, I just got done listening to Neutral Milk Hotel

by KingOfCarrotFlowersPt.1 March 30, 2016

Hotel California

California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

CO: "Welcome to Hotel California bitches!"

by tommythegun January 3, 2007

habbo hotel

A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.

Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....

And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.

Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!

And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.

Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.

Your call for help has been sent!

MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!

Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.

You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.

Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!

l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!

Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa

PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*

L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!

by -Joe- September 18, 2008

habbo hotel

A stupid game where u spend <b>REAL<b> MONEY and talk to pedofiles and people with no lifes well at least SOME people with no life or atleaast the Noobs

jinxie567: bobba bobba bobba habbo hotel rocks

Sammie98735:YOU NOOB

Jinxie576: asl?
jixie576: want some coins?

by Chickensauce September 10, 2007

Hotel Muffler

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.

When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face

by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006

Hilton Hotels

A mild and plain hotel and a "famous hotel on the gaming site called Roblox.com" Most of the members on the Hilton Hotels group are botted, safechatters and most of all trash. Join Vella resort and Spa instead. ty

Hilton Hotels released another version of a plastic box, not surprising.

by Fadeian August 12, 2017

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual world, you make an avatar and chat to other avatars (people) in different rooms there is 'public' rooms and 'private' rooms. The game easily gets people addicted, you can to buy 'creds' these are to be bourght with your own money via cell, phone credit card etc. 'creds' can buy you virtual furniture often called 'furni'also it couod buy you 'habbo club' which means you can get upgrades for your avatars hair, clothes etc. You will also have access to other rooms which you wouldnt before. Included with your avatar is a homepage, which you can decorate with 'stickers', backgrounds or notes. These pages can be viewed by other avatars, they can leave comments, rate your page and look at what you have to say.
There are many games to play both public and private, you could win things, and maybe get a high posistion in a leader board.
Habbo is a safe environment, it blocks any 'bad' words with the word 'bobba'.
Millions of people play habbo accross the world there are different hotels for different countries.
To play the game you will need an upgraded version of shockwave player. Be aware of how much you actually are spending on the game though! It could mount up.

avatar 1: hey lets go to the hallway in habbo hotel
avatar 2: sure we can meet some new people!

by luccay April 11, 2008