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horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture
by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017
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Horny prude

A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with
I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.
by Supervibratecunt August 1, 2018
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Hornyfucker

An individual (usually a man) who, while talking to his friends; can't stop bringing up his desire to have natural and/or unnatural sex, either explicitly or through insinuation, no matter what the conversation is all about.
Ivan: Dude have you seen the drill machine anywhere?

Jatin: I'll be your drill machine baby. I'll fuck you like a drill machine.

Ivan: Ugh, dude you are such a hornyfucker.
by Yagyasena August 2, 2018
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Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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HORNYMON

A POKEMON WHICH SOUNDS HORNY AND LOOKS THROUGH PEOPLE'S ANUS
U SEE THAT LIL FREAK HES A FLIPING HORNYMON
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE June 9, 2019
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Horny Nigga Laundry

A Horny Black Basket Of Laundry
by PoopSucker6969696969696969 October 24, 2019
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Horny God

Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors
Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god
by is-this-legal March 11, 2020
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