Holiday loser

One who, despite having an abundance of friends and family, finds himself inexplicably alone on major holidays (esp. at Christmas).

Damn, I should never have spent my last 500 dollars on that prostitute last week. Now I can't afford the airfare to go home for Christmas. I'm always such a holiday loser!

by Trebor1970 December 23, 2008

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

Merry Holiday

One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.

Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.

Mike: Hey Tina, Merry Holiday!

Tina: Wtf?

by Cornyhotdogs December 20, 2017

island holiday

A phrase to describe a mandated federal holiday that falls in the middle of a school week, effectively splitting it in half. It occurs very rarely, and can lead to strange bell schedules.

I showed up to school Thursday morning, but no one was there. I forgot it was an island holiday!

by kaelb November 8, 2010

Hollywood Holiday

When a guy goes down on one of his guy friends. Sucking your friend cock.

Did you see Tony treated Joe to a Hollywood Holiday

by heisadouche June 23, 2021

Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.

Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"

by Justinn82 December 26, 2007

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole

what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off

by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016