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hanfic

Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.

Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.

The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.
Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.
by Judith Major April 30, 2006
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hanging wedgie

When a jerk/"cool" kid picks you up by your briefs and hangs you onto something such as a bed post, shower head etc.
A true story:
One day I was walking home last year at the age of about 19 (a few days after finishing college) when I managed to piss off a jock who was hanging out with his girlfriend. He chased for a few miles before rugby tackling me to a floor and dragging me to a street corner where we wrestled constantly for severals hours. In the fight, he ripped most of my clothing and I was only lying with a small rag on myself. There, he found a huge nail sticking out of one of the walls where he hung me by my underwear and gave me a hanging wedgie. The next day, he came over with some other friends and they ball tapped me and pissed on me. This happened every day for about 2 weeks. One day, his friends came with him and ball tapped me, pissed on me and ripped off my clothes. Soon, I was near naked. They decided to have a wrestling match between me and the jock to see who would win. I had practically no clothes on other than ripped briefs and some scrags I could call pants. I hadn't even been fed, so I could barely fight. He ended up winning after tackling me, giving me a boogie before stomping on my ballsack. I was crippled and bending over, and this contest continued once every other week for a few months until one day the underwear ripped and I managed to run. That was 4 years ago, and I just finished university last month.
by That_Guy_WHO_ROCKS November 26, 2013
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hanging out of

Having sex with the opposite sex and hanging out a little bit!
Your brother may say to you, "Who have you been hanging out of?"

Answer: Every bitch in town!
by Kenay September 16, 2005
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hangin' biscuit

Wearing sandals or strappy pumps that are too small, so that your heel hangs out over the shoe sole (and looks like a half-eaten biscuit hanging out).
Those sandals are too small for your size 10 feet. You're hangin' biscuit, girl.
by Miss Construe July 19, 2011
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Hanging Gardens of Babylon

When the girl hangs upside down from a pull up bar by her knee and the guy eats her pussy out while getting his dick sucked
I tried the Hanging Gardens of Babylon last night
by Nate Ratt December 9, 2008
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hanging shelves

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities
My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"
by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007
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handisped

Proununced "handy-sped"

Refering to a "handicapted" and "specially education" person. One of the most offensive disses. Used when the person has displayed either mental and/or physical retardedness or stupidness.
Achmed: Pass me the dart, and I'll do a one-timer.
Abu: Ali Baba, Achmed! You are such a handisped, there isn't no one-timers in darts.
by Barret K March 1, 2006
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