Hanging Up the High Heels

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

by High heels November 11, 2018

Hanging wedgie

When you underwear is place on a tall thing to give you a wedgie and your are left hanging for over 2 hours

I was in year 8 and I still wear tighty whites this happened a few day ago I was getting changed in the changing room and someone saw my tighy whites and told the two old guy they laugh and said let give him a wedgie and the gave me a normal wedgie then we went to pe and after lesson the said right it time for you two enjoy a hanging wedgie I beg them not to but they did not listen they put my on to of one of the pegs in the changing room and I am pretty small and the peg are about 8 feet of the ground so I dangle there 4 feet of the ground wait for some one to save me from it but no look the locked the changing room with checking to see if anyone was in there I wait there and really need to piss but none came I sleep in it and just before lesson began the next day the same guy came and said if I want to come down I had to do something for them I agreed not know that it was much worse my parents where on holiday for a 5 weeks and still are I was hanging there and they said I had to go outside and stand by the trees so I did and the came there with a ladoor and hung my by my underwear for the top of the tree and said they bring me water every day for 1 week if I stay there so I did it killed my tighty whites where pretty strong so the did not rip anyway 1 week goes by and they don’t come and get me down another week goes by and I fall down start to hang on a lower branch that branch stamp and I hit the ground and scream fucking final.

by Gay bitch ;) May 31, 2019

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

self hanging wedgie

A self hanging wedgie is basically a self wedgie but hanging your undies on something higher then you.

I am doing a self hanging wedgie right now.

by Lilly Green December 7, 2020

hard core hanging out

to share company with another individual or group of individuals in a close, intimate, or otherwise intense manner.

"...after a long flight and all he had on his mind was doing some "hard core hanging out". I advised him that we should revisit said topic only after he regrouped and I had a few glasses of Meritage.

by part-timer November 20, 2003

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

Hanging Chad

When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.

Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!

by Hamil$tein October 17, 2006