The Dornkle Hornt Zoo

Normal zoo full of normal animals, like the common Ohio pinkie suckler, the common glaggleland rat, and platypuses.

Person 1: "I love The Dornkle Hornt Zoo!"
Person 2: "My grandma just fucking died stop talking about The Dornkle Hornt Zoo."

by PresidentOfDornkleHornt February 25, 2023

horner

An individual who is obsessed with Dabney Coleman movies.

"You want to watch Cloak and Dagger AND 9 to 5? Your such a horner!"

by Jay-Doggg July 3, 2006

Horney

When you misspell horny! Go back to school!
This word is used alot when kids try to type all gangster prankster, and for the idiots who can't spell.

Dumbass - Yo I saw the girl and she looked at me very

horney like.

Smartass - It's horny you dumbfuck

by YoDaddy #69 March 25, 2016

Horney

A feeling or arousing sexual excitement. Not just resembling a horn.

The sight of the wet dog up against the hobo made him horney

by Theriddler November 7, 2017

Hornery

The state of being horny to the point of becoming ornery. The effects may include constant sexual arousal, constant sexual commentating, crass gestures, and leg humping.

After I humped my teacher's leg, I got suspended for being hornery...

by thoraxe117 May 28, 2010

hornery

When you haven't had sex in a while and it's making you irritable. Horny + Ornery = Hornery

A husband can get hornery when his wife is often "too tired" for sex.

by Jill C. September 3, 2008

horney porney

When the male or female are linked to multiple porn sites and the penis/boobies are so horney that they might turn purple and fall off.

Graham enough with all that horney porney i dont want too mop the floor again.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008