guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

guitarsehole

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.

1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."

by lucky wendy August 17, 2008

Guantanamo Bae

A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.

Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute

Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.

Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?

Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".

Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...

Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.

Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae

by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016

Tim From Guitar Club

Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)

Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh

by Bruh,Yankee January 23, 2021

Guitar Hero

A game. That's all it is, a game that gives you the feeling of being able to play guitar. While a money worthy game, tends to be annoying to people who play guitar *coughmecough* when people think that being able to play expert means they can play guitar...

*Note* Find a good medium

Guitarist: Guitar Hero is for fags
Guitar Hero(ist): I CAN PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO!!!
Me: I can realize that it's just a game and I'm better off playing real guitar and playing Guitar Hero every now and then.

by Les Paul Man April 7, 2009

Guantánamera

1. (n) A girl or woman from the province of Guantánamo in Cuba.
2. (n) A girl or woman from the city of Guantánamo (located within Guantánamo Province, Cuba).
3. (n) A girl or woman from Guantánamo Bay, Cuba (before it became a naval base).

Guantánamera. Guajira Guantánamera. (Guantánamo Girl. Peasant Guantánamo Girl.) - lyrics to an old Cuban folk song made popular by Celia Cruz.

by Sean Kearney March 26, 2008

PRS guitars

The best guitar ever. Made in the western shore of Maryland, Paul Reed Smith Guitars has been in the process for 25 years and continue to produce the greatest guitars ever just like the new shred guitar the Teroro

Gibson Guitarist- Dude my guitar needs tunned hold on
PRS Guitarist_- haha my guitar dont know how to go out of tune, PRS Guitars, they are the best

Gibson-0 Can i try the guitar
PRS- Sure
Gibson- SICK DUDE< give me my Gibson, *SMASH* Piece of junk

by prsguitaristdude October 28, 2010