The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 4, 2003

guilotte

A person that is far too interested in gadgets. Originally a french slang expression

That guz is far to guilotte

by Tommy Hallberg May 7, 2008

Gillogley

Gillogley (Gill-o-glee) is an Irish last name, typical of Irish in the South part of Ireland. It means "Protector of the King" because Gillogley's were hired to protect the king's of Ireland.

That person is for sure a Gillogley.

by Irishgirl94 November 25, 2009

Gnillot

A person who is absolutely dumb and stupid beyond imagination

A very retarded person

Archie:tinny did you actually fail the preliminaries when we had 2 weeks notice?
Tinny:yeah I did
Archie:man you are a gnillot

by WordWiz9000 January 6, 2017