Gruntsplatter

The simultaneous act of rubbing out a huge load, whilst exhaling deeply and letting out a loud groan of satisfaction

Jesus, Jennifer wound me up last night and wouldn’t let me have any so when I got back to my place I had to sort myself out, the gruntsplatter could be heard all through the neighbourhood!

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms

The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute

by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

Grunteous

When a object looks very similarly to a grunt from hit newgrounds video series "madness combat"

John: look at this circle with a plus inside of it
Chad: man that shit looks mad grunteous

by Gnome mf chompski October 17, 2021

Glustling stems

A method of smoking weed by sticking your penis in the bong

“Bro are you glustling stems right now?” “Yes”

by Curbside84 February 5, 2022

Grumster

“Grumster” ,Part of being a grummy unclean person(s),group or organization .This is in first person ;root word of Grummy :orgin

“Grumster “ You can tell that the Westside is turning into a Grumster community because grummy politicians.

by BigDeRob January 6, 2022

grunt

a grunt is a dude from madness combat that always gets killed and is epic

1:hey ima go kill some grunts for fun wanna come?
2:sure man!
1 hour later: 1000 grunts dead

by sussy bussy oddbod February 15, 2022