gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003

Gook

someone who is a loser/outcast, Gook can be used as an insult in any context.

Dude Ryan is such a gook!

by EpIcWoRLD777x October 23, 2017

grokerz

an annoying little kid that doesn't shut the fuck up.

Zack was being a total grokerz today.

by Jesus in a Bucket October 16, 2009

Gook Ghosting

A variation of the sport of ghosting, (the challenge of walking, jogging, or running behind an individual as close as possible to them without them noticing you are there) but is limited to gooks or chinese or any variation of asians.

"look at that chink...lets go gook ghost him"

"ill give you 5 bucks if you go gook ghost that zipperhead"

"gook ghosting is the best sport ever"

by John232115 March 27, 2010

gooktron

1. A person of Asian, primarily Vietnamese descent. Due to their advanced intelligence and abilities in sciences, computers and engineering, makes them appear as if they act and perform work in a robotic function. Some side effects of being around one sometimes include feeling less smart or less intelligent than the "gooktron" next to you.

2. An intelligent Asian that acts like a machine, similar to an Asian nerd

Fred: Yeah dude, that guys like a robot. I wish I could work as fast as him.

Bob: I need to study with that little Asian, that gooktron in the class is smart as hell.

by successforall919 July 9, 2010

GookSquad

Two or more asians. The one with slanted eyes.

Look at that GookSquad.

by Asshole Gook March 30, 2017

Gook

Someone who is lame, or essentially a dumbass. Typically referred to when you’re playing a game online and just totally dominating some one or a team.

Hey look at this loser, what a total gook.

by Lord Gook of the Gooks October 22, 2017