Grease Goblin

A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.

Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....

by GreasyGrove March 27, 2023

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

The Great Spectator

The master of the Undermap and it's third level. He was once Derf's best friend but then stole the secret to winning The Game, therefore giving him great power but making him an obvious jackass so Derf kicked him out of the Emerald Arcade. The Great Spectator then created his own realm to rule where all people go if they are killed in a game after doing something such as ninja looting or screen looking and they have to pass through the 3 Red Rings of the Undermap and endure it's trials then get kicked out with another chance, but, if you are a supreme jackass in life, after you die ,depending on how bad of a jackass you were, you get sent to one of the Red Rings. You could even get sent to the secret 4th Ring (where you'll get pwned by the Great Spectator) if you're bad enough. Through this he now serves a purpose and, his jackass status revoked, him and Derf now hang out again and is actually a pretty cool inter-dimensional being.

Player 1: 0h! pwn3d n00b!
Player 2: but dude you screen looked!
Player 1: and n00b n00bi3 n00b3r5on?
Player 2: (Shoots Player 1 in the face)
(the Great Spectator floats up from the Undermap)
The Great Spectator: come with me jackass!
Player 1: NOOOOOO!!!!! (noclips into the Undermap)
Player 2: woohoo!! thank you Great Spectator!

by Derf's Prophet September 28, 2009

the great switch

when someone completely switches cliques, like when someone goes from being a prep to nerd, or emo to jock

guy #1: when did that dude turn all emo
guy#2: oh him, he went on the great switch last week

by Jdlw August 11, 2010

The Great Curling

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.

Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...

by QueenKol April 23, 2011

Rim Greaper

The act in which an individual smokes a cigarette/joint/cigar by huffing it through the asshole.

"Hey bro why you sitting so funny?"

"My girlfriend made me try the Rim Greaper."
"Ouch"

by Forbidden Irish Hoodie September 27, 2018

Elbow grease on a hoe

when you meet a girl with a pretty face who is a bit chubby and you start coaching her in nutrition and fitness until she has a hot body to match her life.

Bro I met this girl her face is soooo cute but shes a bit chubby, I dunno if I should date her?! Bro just slap some elbow grease on a hoe and get her in shape than she will love you even more and you got a hot girlfriend win win

by JyahC August 29, 2018