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gerard way

The man who i will most likely never meet in my lifetime..who i love. He is an amazing singer and has the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my entire life. He has amazing hair. He the lead singer in one of the greatest bands of all time My Chemical Romance. His voice/body/face/everything about him brings the highest degree of pleasure to my senses. He is the sexiest man to ever walk this planet....whoever marries him is the luckiest bitch ever. Gerard also wears makeup..which is amazingly sexy on him. He is orgasmic. That is all.

-Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying-
I waited 2 hours outside My Chemical Romance's tour bus waiting for Gerard Way...and he wasn't in there. It was freezing cold outside .....but at least i got to meet Frankie and Mikey. It was amazing. MCR puts on one amazing show. Gerard..i love you
by Kylie April 16, 2005
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Gardner

A boring town located in Worcester County MA that is being slowly taken over by Puerto Rican gangsters. It consists of chinese restaurants and pizza places. The only thing ever to do is to go to the movies or hang out at the Timpany Plaza. Your only other choice of things to do is walk around and write your name on things. Maybe if you have a ride, you can drive to Leominster and go to The Mall At Whitney Field.
We should go see a movie tonight in Gardner, hopefully we won't get jumped by the Hooligans or the Bloods.
by yayy gardner July 7, 2008
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gerardo

known as someone who excels at basketball or also known as the "King of The Court".
Gerardo here and I'm king of the court.
And when I rap I keep it short.
by saladblade69 September 21, 2017
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Gardiner

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.
Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.
by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 11, 2009
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gerard way

The good looking, (recently cut) black haired, made up and very talented lead singer of My Chemical Romance, that band that everyone hated when I went to see them in concert 3 months before. Had a hit single "I'm not Okay" and thats usually what people remember about him singing. He allegedly wrote the second album in an attic naked. Yes I was right at the front seeing him live and I think all people who claim to be his biggest fan but own only his new album should check him out singing vampires will never hurt you!
In the middle of a gun fight...
In the center of a restaurant...
They say, "Come with your arms raised high!"
Well, they're never gonna get me,
And like a bullet through a flock of doves...
To wage this war against your faith in me,
Your life...will never be the same.
On your mother's eyes, say a prayer...say a prayer!
by Stephanie Dawn August 27, 2005
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gerard way

Gerard Way is the lead vocalist and frontman for My Chemical Romance, the Post Hardcore(not emo, not punk, not pop) band that was formed in 2001 after the World Trade Center attacks. I, personnally, think the band is okay. ONLY okay. HOWEVER... all the lame-asses who say stuff like, "Gerard is the worst singer ever, get a life you freak" have no lives themselves if they waste their time telling people about bands they hate. ON THE OTHER HAND... all the "teeniebopping bitches" who say stuff like, "Oh my god, i want to fuck/rape/orally please Gerard, he is sooooo freakin' hott n sexi" is just as bad. They should stop and think. Do you honestly believe that this 20-something dude with a girlfriend really enjoys reading that thousands of 14 year old girls want to fuck him? If anything, it will cause him to stop making music in an attempt to exit the spotlight. SOOOOO... people who fall into either category shold get lives and stop ratting on/complicating his. Thank you.


PS-Gerard is not gay/bi. He kisses other bandmates, but if you look into it, this is not an uncommon thing for many hardcore/metal bands to do. He's also had a long term relationship with his girlfriend Olivia. See? I did my homework
Get a life, no-one likes you, go back to new jersey you fag!!!

Oooooooooohhhhhhh mah god, ur my god!! I wanna put on a dildo and screw you up the ass!
by TheRegulator June 26, 2005
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Gardini

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.
He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.
by JMSU July 10, 2019
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