A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.
Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.
Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.
Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.
by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 12, 2009