Goon

A terrible hockey player who's sole purpose is to fight and run people into the boards.

Man, he is such a goon

by AWindian October 19, 2012

goon

A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people.

Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Shut up Frosty you goon.
Are the goons coming to the pub tonight?

by tobias July 14, 2004

goon

the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.

tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.

by goonsquad December 29, 2007

Booty Goon

A booty goon is man that loves women's asses and will do anything in the pursuit of that fine treasure.

She thought she had finally met a nice guy but it turned out he was just a booty goon.

by evilboy September 25, 2014

Goonbomb

a very large man with a big ol swingin dick

that big mother fucker over there hit me with the goonbomb

by goonie b June 11, 2011

gazongas

female breasts but only as a sexual reference

Check out those gazongas!

by Cryospike September 6, 2013

Goon Hole

A goon hole is a state of being constantly intoxicated for two or more days.

Goon is a cheap wine famous in Australia with backpackers.

Goon can come in either a bladder or a bottle.

A goon user enters a state of a goon hole when they have consumed many bladders/and or bottles of goon and have no recollection of their memories over the last couple of days to weeks.

Jason has consumed over 13 bottles of goon over the last three days. He has been whacked out of his head. He's definitely in the goon hole.

by dontdrinkthegoon May 21, 2014