gag gland

when that hanging thing in the back of your mouth is always movin...and it makes you want to gag....that's a gag gland!

"my gag gland is bugging me, i feel like I'm gonna puke"

by motherporker December 9, 2008

briana Glander

the most amazing girl you could Ever meet. She is extremely fun and nice and will always make anytime a good time. She is extremely sexy, beautiful and funny. She is perfect in everyway possible. No other girl could compare to her in any way, shape, or form.

Person1: "wow I don't like you at all"

Person2: "okay, I don't know why"
Person1: " well addvice, go be like Briana Glander, then everybody will like you"

Person2: "okay I guess I will"

by steveywonderbread January 19, 2011

glandular fever

A really fucking bad cold

Jack has glandular fever. Due to this, Jack has coughed up nearly all of his bodily organs

by 100timesmoreaccurate January 2, 2016

Sad Gland

The gland that Controls saddness mentally and physically.

Robber: hey punk, gimme ur shoes
Robbee: noo, please dnt make me
Rober: i will
RObbee: noo my sad glan
robber: yo chill the sad gland
robbee: alrightizzlecry

by moomily November 1, 2007

GLANTO

AS a young male recives his first hand down a girls panty (first fingering experience)he will feel a warm smelly goey substance this mess is his first acceptance toward becoming a man

AS a female goes down on a male she will taset and feel a warm smelly goey substance ( precum cum ect) as a result of glands and bodily fluids as her first timer exp.

hey bro i wass playin with roxys pussy it was all hott and sticky and stufff idk but it smelt bad... tsss pussy glands or summin damm it was all glanto

hey sista last night i wass messin around with roger and well you see his penis was in my mouth and some type of sticky clear stuff drizzled in my mouth it was sour but fruity in glanto sweat fever way

by lil junt aka master junt September 5, 2011

Jam Gland

the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.

my jam gland just burst!

by some lads March 7, 2010

Glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy

I feel very glance pants penis wenis

by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019