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Glarf

upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".
"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"
by tim downard December 9, 2008
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gear quiver

A gear quiver is a collection or stockpile of equipment relating to any activity, particularly focused on outdoor pursuits.
That idiot's gear quiver is worth more than a small country.
by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010
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fresh gear friday

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.
Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!
by Snug G. Fresh December 13, 2004
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second gear

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.
Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.
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Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021
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morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.
Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.
Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.
by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008
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