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guitar center

A place selling huge amounts of instruments (guitars, basses, drums, DJ equipment, etc.). They also sell gear. The quality of the instruments probably won't be as good as the more local not superstore guitar shops.
by Andrew Tout July 26, 2008
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Guitar Hero

A fun music video game that has gameplay involving you picking a song and playing it on a guitar-shaped controller. However, some people get it in their head that just because they can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert makes them the next Dimebag Darrell. Thousands of YouTube videos prove this. Honestly, if you can play "Iron Man" on expert in Guitar Hero, that's nothing to really be proud of, it just proves you play too much. If you can play flawlessly on a real guitar, on the other hand, that IS something to brag about.
Actual guitarist: Why press buttons on a piece of plastic when you can play the real thing?

Gamer: rofl stfu u n00b i can play through the fire and flames on expert guitar hero so im 90 times better than u roflmao yea what u gunna do bout it

Actual guitarist: Go suck a fat one
by WPH15 July 31, 2009
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Dog Guitar

To air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.
Tom: I LOVE THIS SOLO bewbewbew where's my -DOG GUITAR-
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
by Private Wetness May 1, 2010
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guitar bro

A person that is around but not typically liked and is incredibly lame. He usually is the person that wants everyone to calm down and not get too turnt and loves making sure all the girls get home safely. Ex. Someone plays a banger at a party and guitar bro changes the song to Jack Johnson.
That guitar bro wanted to make sure Sarah and Vanessa got seperate ubers home because Anthony kept hitting on them at the party.
by wolfejuice October 16, 2017
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guitar tie

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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Guitar Hero

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 4, 2009
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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022
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