Pink Gremlin

A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.

Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?

Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.

by CleanCheeks January 15, 2024

Gremlin

Corey pumacummings

I can’t believe I saw a gremlin

by Zemo666 July 30, 2023

Skin-Gremlin

A skin-gremlin is an angry karen's solidified baby gravy, that has formed from the depth's of her Nether Regions, deemed unknown territories of many men.

Bro, tell this Karen to calm her Skin-Gremlin before his/her mutant spawn gets kicked into the stratosphere.

by UnsqueezedMinuteMaidLemon June 18, 2020

bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed

“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”

by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023

Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.

My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.

by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021

unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.

Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.

by America's last hope. July 5, 2017

Gremlin

Thirsty, knob gobbling whores who crave the sweet juice from men's red fruit.

“I had to leave a Matt Rife show early because the gremlins were starting to crowd the stage.”

by Kevpac588 July 15, 2023