grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018

grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

by 427big cat November 9, 2018

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

no grandpa

no grandpa is a safe word that can be used in any situation

someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa

by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019

no grandpa

no grandpa is a safe word that can be used in any situation

someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa

by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019

Grandpa Millennial

Grandpa Millennial GM - a mature gentleman who excels in contemporary trends such as posting social media, growing facial hair, & hanging out with younger crowds who may be kids or grandkids (but not necessarily). Engages others for tips and tricks around smart phone use & computers from time to time and prefers uninvited guests to stay off his lawn.

That Grandpa Millennial (GM) can drop his cane and dodge traffic on a Bird scooter before you finish a tweet.

by SuJoSweet March 13, 2019