Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch

cindy gives great gooch runs

by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018