Fuktional

Functional in the sense that it increases one's sexual desirability or otherwise assists with sex.

Myra: "So, which swimsuit do you think I should wear to the beach --the one-piece or the bikini?”

Rob: "Definitely the bikini. It’s much more fuktional."

by Biochemkt October 13, 2017

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018

fucktional

The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.

Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional

"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."

by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019

fractional task

The opposite of multi-tasking. When one is only capable of focusing on part of one or multiple tasks at any given moment.

Wow! Your multi-tasking skills are on point! I can only fractional task.

I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.

by ShakespeareII November 4, 2020

fictionalboy-sexual

someone who is attracted to fictional boys. they can be attracted to other genders as well.

im in love with a fictional boy, i am fictionalboy-sexual.

by alligatorcrocadile November 12, 2020

fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 5, 2021