Fiddle Fiend

Some slut that can't get enough of the fiddle. And by fiddle I mean Dick, bitch!

Nancy is a fucking fiddle fiend! She is always ripping my pants open hoping to get a taste.

by Griz April 13, 2004

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

fiddleputz

(v) - to play around on one's musical instrument when the band is discussing something, creating an annoying distraction

(used exclusively at The Bush School)

Henry, quit fiddleputzing, we're trying to get things done!

by seeegma September 13, 2014

Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

Frindle

Frindle means pen

I wrote with a frindle.

by wishtogetmyway February 26, 2017