by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again
by M1khale October 6, 2015

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.
by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017

by FunkyShoarma June 22, 2021

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
by whorebeezy March 20, 2010

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.
I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
by Tex Tile January 1, 2022
