When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
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I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.
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Get the THE FRENCH CUCKOLD mug.1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.
"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"
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Get the French library mug.The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
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Get the French Rinse mug.The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
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