lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 05, 2009

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness November 09, 2007

gentle frog

A kissing move where the person's tongue moves slowly in and out of their mouth, similar to a frog trying to catch a fly.

Last night I kissed Rob! He gave me the gentle frog! It was so gross!

by porsiempre37 June 07, 2007

The Frog is coming

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep

"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 16, 2022

Frog Honk

To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.

Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.

That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.

What a fucking frog honker.

by DirtySockPirate December 25, 2022

Frog-hit

When you hit the weed so hard you cough and burp causing your eyes and mouth to look like a frog.

that weed hit me so hard, i basically frog-hit it.

by 4h35620345 December 09, 2019

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.

Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019