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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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forehead

To describe someone who has nothing behind their forehead such as a brain or a skull.

Or when advanced retard just isn't good enough.
You're such a forehead.
by Dickie Joe April 1, 2015
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Forehead

by FuckMaster3069 July 31, 2018
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Forehead

Person1: damn man you see her forehead? It’s like a landing strip
Person2: bruh
by -haven September 10, 2020
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crimson forehead

Whilst motorboating a woman/woman beast on there period you may get period blood on your forehead, you then proceed to grab her thighs very tight and whilst your head is in her vaginal cavity she screams "I'm on my period" but by this time you don't give a fuck p.s I typed this with my forehead with alan and callum haha
Crimson, forehead, crimson forehead, YOLO,
Blood, motorboating, women
by adcct October 31, 2013
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Foreheaded

The subtle art of buying somebody dinner and then bringing them to your residence where you have an all white bedspread prepped with some rose petals.

The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.

Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
Hey buddy, keep talking smack on call of duty and your sister will get foreheaded
by GunskillGod June 14, 2021
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dumpster forehead

Someone who has a forehead that takes up over 1/3 of their face.
-Why don't you think Zoe's cute?

-She has a serious dumpster forehead.
by tempestt.loves.charles February 21, 2012
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