foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

by Colin Nikel April 1, 2008

foot dragon

Another word for a ho, whore and/or groupie

We were at NBA allstar weekend and those foot dragons were running loose

by BossyDame August 4, 2006

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

foot flush

The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.

Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!

by Fungicide January 3, 2010

Foot Grease

the cum on your feet at the end of a footjob

Honey, my feet still smell like foot grease from that footjob last night.

by mediocre pancake June 24, 2016

Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

by Florence G July 12, 2018