Flargain

Someone who spends 90% of their time on sex lines and/or sexting with total strangers.

Omg that guy is such a flargain!

by Who let da dogs out? May 6, 2010

farglebargle

a language that belongs to a girl named sky!

Cerine tried to steal Sky's farglebargle and change the definition.

by crab-butt August 3, 2011

flargilty blarg

terrible , awful , dumb-stupid things .

also to do the sex

carl could not stand his mutton chops anymore ,stating that they were a bunch of flargilty blarg just before shaving them off

Karen wanted to flargilty blarg so we did and it was just ok .

by nairb nerraw August 29, 2011

Fargasm

When a fart results in an orgasm. More prevalent among woman as they masturbate using vibrators, but a already erect male could finish himself up with a fargasm.

Jose was hard while watching porn when he farted, making himself fargasm when he wasn't expecting it.

Juanita had some meaty tacos farts so violent that she fargasmed from all the vibrations.

by Swag Out the Ass October 2, 2011

flargannargan

the crap that you find in your milkshake/soda float from your local mr. softee truck

John: What is all this flargannargan in my ice cream?
Jake: I don't know man, thats disgusting!

by wasawillis October 3, 2011

Fargarsh

A hairy arse crack. Also used to stress one's displeasure.

"Hey, look at Stu's Fargarsh."
or
"Dude that guy just ran over your donkey"
"Fargarsh!"

by Dr Donkeytrotter October 7, 2012

fARGHtunes!

fortune:

1. destiny or fate.
2. a prediction or set of predictions about a person's future provided by a fortune teller.
3. small slip of paper with wise or vaguely prophetic words printed on it, baked into a fortune cookie.
4. one's wealth; the amount of money one has; especially, if it is vast.
5. a large amount of money.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

fARGHtunes!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about fortunes.

"fARGHtunes!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 22, 2013